Party's In The Kitchen! Oven Mitt

Why does the party always end up in the kitchen? Probably because it is the room you put the least effort into decorating for the party. A cruel observation, and an entirely accurate one.

This mitt acknowledges the universal law of hosting: you can arrange the living room beautifully, light candles, plump cushions, and everybody will still be standing around the oven within twenty minutes.

Underneath the joke it is a serious mitt. Super-insulated and 100% cotton, so it handles a heavy roasting dish or a hot rack without any panic — which matters, because everyone is watching you cook now.

Hang it on the oven door where the assembled crowd can read it while they stand exactly where the observation predicted.

A great gift for a housewarming or a hostess! Perfect for anyone who has given up fighting the phenomenon and simply put out snacks by the stove instead. Resistance is futile, so you may as well be insulated.

At a glance

• 100% cotton
• Super-insulated
• Funny printed design
• Suits everyday cooking and baking
• Hangs on an oven door